some place that he'd rather be

"Sing us a song..." --anonymous
"The day I'm sick of playing 'Piano Man' is the day I quit." --Steve
"I'm just getting a little bored, that's all." --Yaniv
"JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say." -- Billy Joel

Bad Haircut

It's a bad sign when the lady you cuts your hair has an unwaxed mustache. I should have known what I was getting into.