Frank Zappa Rules

I have a new favorite song. I listened to it about six times today. It's Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Assholes." Here are a few quotes from the lyrics to the song.

Some of you might not agree
But you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, cause you're an asshole...

...You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too.
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you...